Fab Moretti is a skinny bitch. Of course, he’s still got nothing on Nick Valensi’s chicken legs, but his is occasionally a more shocking skinniness, because it sneaks up on you a bit. For instance. Look at this picture. On the whole? Normal enough. Then all of a sudden you see something like this, and it’s like, GOOD LORD MAN, EAT SOME CAKE. That aside, he is adorable. How can you not love this face? I would go on a long, angry rant about where Kirsten Dunst can stick it because Drew and Fab took the cutest paparazzi photos ever, but this is neither the time nor place. Instead, I link you all to this interview, and defy anyone not to adore Fab Moretti after watching it.



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